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from 371 reviewsAt first, I was hesitant to believe a little ball could be at all useful in a fight, but boy I was wrong. As soon as I took it out of the packaging and felt it in my hand, I could tell there was something to it. You can’t really tell by looking at it, but you feel very powerful holding one of these things. I started testing it out and DAMN! This thing blows through everything I hit with it. It’s like a little bullet. Don’t underestimate the monkey nad.
These things are deceivingly strong. Accidentally dented my fridge.
This thing could kill a rhino.
Grew up making these at scout camp. Never could make them this good. Really impressed with the quality.
I am ALWAYS holding my keychain now. Haven't had to hit anyone (yet), but it just feels so nice to hold. Not only do I feel safer, but it's just fun to swing around.
Arrived on time and the quality is as good as they claim
Cheaper than the ones on eBay, arrived much quicker, and it's a night and day difference in quality. Can't recommend MonkeyNads enough!
I've found a couple different monkey fists online, but they are all made with cheap materials that fall apart in a week. These are reasonably priced and actually high quality. Fast shipping too.
I love holding my nads in my hand. Very solid and girthy. Thanks Monkey Nads.
Feels much heavier than I’d expected. I see what they mean when they say it makes you feel powerful. Great little tool.
Love it
Finally something I can bring anywhere with me that helps me to feel safe. As a woman, it’s not always easy or possible to have a gun or knife on me, but my monkey keychain comes with me everywhere! Bonus because it comes in pink!!💕
Shipped just about as fast as Amazon. Surprised me.
Not too much to say, but it arrived as described. Good quality too.
This brand is silly, but the product and service is not! Got my monkey nad 3 days after ordering and I love it! Haven’t had a chance to use it yet (luckily), but it feels great on my keychain and it makes a great fidget toy. You can feel how effective it would be by just holding it. Definitely have to pick up some more of these for the family.

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